Cogito ergo sum?

I think… is this the long and short of it? Can it be perfected (use examples as “proof” – UCME – no one-liners, please).

I love therefore I am. I lurve therefore I am.

I personally think that as one spends more time in virtual reality and less in the material world, I surf the fucking internet – therefore I am an Avatar.

I Fluther, therefore I am a Jelly.

Engage.