Ladies, can you tell if a man has been dressed by his S.O.?

I went into my closet this morning, and began thinking about a funny concept that I heard a comic describe a few years ago: Back in the caveman days, women used to pee on her man to mark her territory when he was headed out on a hunting trip, or carousing, or whatever it was that cavemen did away from the cave. But in today’s society, it’s inconvenient to keep her man marked, so women go shopping, and buy his clothes instead.

Generally, a lot of men are comfortable in their cleanest dirty shirt, and it’s obvious they don’t care much about their attire. But a women brings home clothes for her man to wear that he wouldn’t ever buy for himself, and he wears them just because they’re there. So it’s obvious when he’s seen in public, that some woman loves him enough to buy his clothes, so you better keep your paws off of him!

I looked at the shirts in my closet; there’s way more than I need, and my wife bought them all.

Am I a marked man? Have I been figuratively peed on, and didn’t even know it?