Can I start a post called "The funniest thing I ever heard?"?

It’s where you can share funny things you experienced through the day…or through your life, for that matter. If you happen to remember something from long ago that was so funny you’ll never forget it, can you can share it here?
Can I start a thread like that?
Can I be the first one to contribute?
OK then!:
This one is called Christopher and the fish.
My son, Chris is now 25. However, once upon a time, when Chris was about 5 (“Just a little guy” to use his own words around that time to describe himself to some older boys…but that’s a different story) he was invited to have dinner with a friend. So he did.
About 30 minutes after he left, his friend’s mom called.
She said, “Chris is worried about the food.”
I said, ”...He’s WORRIED about the food??”
She said, “Yeah! I don’t know what’s going on, but he kinda, acts like…he’s…scared….or something….?” (So now I’m worried that she’s wondering what the hell goes on in my house that my kids would be SCARED of FOOD! I hate it when that happens!)
I asked what they were having, she said fish stix. Chris likes fish stix. Chris liked everything he ever ate, even bugs. He liked mosquitoes the best. He was not a picky eater.
So I asked to talk to him, and asked him what was up.
He said,”‘Well she asked me if I wanted retarded sauce with my fish and I wasn’t sure if I should eat that.”
When I could talk again I said, “It’s OK, honey! It’s just mayonnaise and pickles!”
“OK!” he said cheerfully, no longer afraid of the food.
If I was just a little guy and somebody I didn’t know ALL that well offered me retarded sauce I’d call my mom too!!
~The end ♥