[possibly NSFW] What are some of the worst/funniest auto-corrected texts you've sent/received?

Just curious about other Jellies’ auto-correct mishaps.

My most recent one:

A friend was texting me how bored he was, to which I replied, “I’m sore and snuggly, but I need to get off my butt to go to the pussy office and pet store.”

What I meant was “I’m sore and sniffly, but I need to get off my butt to go to post office and pet store.”