The Jelly Below Me - Part 47!

We haven’t had a TJBM thread in months. I enjoy these too much to let them die! :)

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!
Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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