What would happen to me if I drank fertilizer water?

I’ve got an orchid in the office and it recommends feeding every two weeks in the summer. I mixed some food in the handiest thing I had, which happened to be a bottled water. Then I got thinking what if I drank that by mistake. It’s colorless. It’s 30–10-10 fertilizer with Cu, B, Fe, Mn, Mo, and Zn. How mean would that be to drink? If you know let me know. If you don’t just have fun with this and make any jokes you want. Like I’d be a blooming idiot, etc. And yes, the bottle is well labeled.