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Why are cats evil?

Asked by flip86 (6213points) June 15th, 2013

They really are evil. They act like your friend, rub up on you, purr at you, and then sink their claws into your thigh.

They have evil eyes, they hiss, and they lie in wait under the couch for an unsuspecting human so they can violently bat at your ankles with their claws.

Why do people keep them as pets? Dogs are much better companions and have actually evolved to coexist with humans, unlike cats.

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