I watched "Waiting for Superman" and was wondering if we can come with creative ways of dealing with lemon teachers?

Lemon teachers are below average tenured workers who can’t be fired and are transferred to other schools in exchange for another schools lemon.
I’ll start with an outrageous plot.

Make a bogus lottery where the teacher wins enough to retire from teaching… somewhere around the lines of $500,000 and watch them move away and never bother another school ever again a small price to pay.

Another is to give early pensions to teachers who under perform.

Third Just ask the teacher to retire/quit. Or attend classes to be a better teacher.