(NSFW) How do you please yourself?

Hi. I don’t masturbate. Ever. The last time I did, was probably 2? Maybe, 3 years ago. I’m not into it, at all. I’m pretty sure I’m not doing it wrong, I’ve had a lot of sex and definitely know what I like and don’t like, and there isn’t much to it.

Is there anyone else out there that doesn’t? Where are my people? What’s your average times in say, a day that you do?

I honestly could go the rest of my life without it, and people seem to give me the cut eye for that like I’m lying.