When did the bubbles go bad?

When did the bubbles go bad?

All I wanted was some cheap good fun with the niece and nephew. It seemed that Walgreens Super Miracle Bubbles were the answer. Two for two dollars… And although that is very pricey for bubble water, I like buying quality. My faith was put into a company with the foresight to make both blue and pink bottles. We were set for a funtastic morning!

But NOOOOOOOOOO… There is nothing super or miraculous about Walgreens Super Miracle Bubbles. Not one sphere formed from either the blue or pink bottles. I come from a long line of bubble blowers. I’ve mastered a few secret techniques which I dare not share with the public. Alas, NOTHING, nada, ZiLcH! No bubble would be had today.

It’s bad enough when our corporatocracy takes advantage of common citizens by overpricing inferior consumer items. But now they’ve gone too far, lying to our children, turning their exuberant excitement into disappointment. I’ve had enough. This is the bubble that broke Bubba’s back!

Never again shall I purchase bubbles without testing them in the store. These must be some foreign made bargain basement bubbles. Next time I’ll insist upon quality bubbles made in the good ole’ USA. We all know how those blow!