(NSFW) Share your most embarrassing shopping moments with us?

I hope it hasn’t only happened to me, but I’m sorry if it has happened to you. If it has, will you share so we can all laugh it off together?
“PRICE CHECK…SUPER COLOSSAL TAMPONS INDUSTRIAL ABSORBANCY!”
“DO WE HAVE CONDOMS IN TEENIE WEENIE TICKLERS?”
Or are you a retail employee who has been asked a question you were real embarrassed about? “Excuse me, sir, how much poop do these Depends hold?”