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If I bought a cactus, what should I name it?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) March 27th, 2014

If I bought a cactus, which I am not, what should I name it? Should I name it after the woman that gave us all a cupcake, but theirs were plain and mine has sprinkles, so I will believe she lives me; she also gave my shoulder a squeeze when she sat it down in front of me with a large smile, (all of the above totally fabricated)? Should I let her name it to gain brownie points with her? If any of that were true and I was to buy a cactus, what should I name it?

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