Boring question #115: Which is more boring to watch, grass grow, water boil, or paint dry?

disclaimer –This is a question with no agendas; there is no favor for watching on item boil over the other. It is an easy question where one doesn’t have to think too hard. If the suggested are too boring to watch for this question, you can add your own “too boring to watch” entry, enjoy—.

For the sake of argument the grass is an acre, 1/50th of an acre, it doesn’t matter. The water is in a gallon pot, and the paint is on a wall at least 10ft by 11ft x 7ft high.