Why do guys get all the best clothes?

I wanted to get some swimwear. I haven’t shopped for a bathing suit in years, and I certainly don’t want the skin tight stuff you normally associate with bathing suits. But…that’s all they had. Really skimpy, short, tight stuff for women.

Well, over in the guy’s section they offered long, loose bathing shorts. That’s really more like something I wanted, but they don’t make that kind of stuff for women.

WHY DON’T THEY MAKE THAT KIND OF STUFF FOR WOMEN?? Even back when I had the body that could carry off a thong bikini, had I been so inclined which I wasn’t I would have still preferred looser, more comfortable swim clothes.

(PS, I went to Goodwill and actually found some swim shorts that look like they could be for a woman. Just need to find a shirt to wear with it.)