Just for fun, Have you ever come across a really bad lastname, or one that should never be hyphenated?

I am just curious to see/hear, have you ever come across a last name (or do you have one) that is really odd, or one that should never, ever be hyphenated, for example, I came across a couple (in the newspaper) that were getting married, the grooms last name was McCracken and the bride’s was Butts, put it together and you got Butts McCracken, please, never hyphenate those names..