Who cares to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #60?

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me licks the icing off of donuts.”

The response might be:
“False! I only lick icing off cake.”
or,
“True! My co-workers think I special order the donuts, because I’m on a diet.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has crooked teeth.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 300 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!