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What would be an ideal Valentine gift for Jason Voorhees?

Asked by ucme (50047points) February 13th, 2015

What would you write in his card:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cut out my heart
As I sit on the loo

I wonder, if only some girl showed him affection as a kid, bought him some moisturiser, would things have turned out so bad?

Thought i’d mash these two days together, purely for fun you understand.

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