Would you please help me with these supplemental questions?

I just filled out a job app and submitted it. Before it would send it I said I had to answer these final questions.

1)What technical skills and knowledge areas are your strongest?
I put Computer skills, customer service, education.

2) Do you have any supplemental skills, knowledge areas or experiences that we should know about?
No.

3) What interview question would best allow you to demonstrate your qualifications for this position?
WTF??!!

4) What decision criteria will you use to decide whether you will accept your next job offer?
Well cheese and rice! The criteria will be whether or not you offer it to me! Doy!

5) Have you worked for the City of before? If yes, what time period?
No

6) What makes YOU the best candidate for this job?
Cause I’m to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.