Which would be worse part 2 (details inside)?

Let’s say you are out to dinner with your spouse, or a friend. You are having a lovely time, enjoying your food, when you spot your boss across the dining room. Your boss sees you too, so you give a little wave and then your boss starts heading your way.

Right before your boss gets over to your table, you have a little spill (actually a big spill).

Which would be worse: spilling a glass of water onto your crotch area, giving the appearance that you’ve wet yourself, or spilling barbecue sauce down the front of your shirt/blouse, which kind of just makes you look like a slob?