Can you share your goofy?

Unlike the Statue of Liberty, I don’t want your tired, your poor.
I want your goofy, your silly, your makes no sense. I just found an enormously long thread on the profile page of one of the Blondes. I hope for this to get that long. There are new jellies here, and I decided it would be easier to do this than send everyone there.
So, calling all goofballs! Have you anything to contribute?
Share thoughts, links, passages, anything, but it must lend to humor.
PLEASE NO NSFW
If anybody wants to visit the old hijack question, ask me, and I will pass on a link.