Who wants to play "What's the rhyme"?

Here are the guidelines:

The first post is a phrase or sentence, that doesn’t necessarily have a rhyme or consecutively rhyming words.

The next post tries to make a rhyme from the preceding post.

Here are two examples:

What is an ersatz cobra?

A fake snake.

Who would I be if I was on an airborne jetliner, shedding tears, and telling falsehoods?

I’d be flyin’, cryin’, lyin’ Brian.