What do you watch on TV?

Please, tell us what you watch on TV and how often.

News?
Sitcoms?
Documentaries?
Public access channels?
Religious shows?
Weather?
Movies?
Soap operas?
Children’s shows?
Other?

Disclaimer: I do not watch TV. My machine has not even been on for any reason at all for 5 months. My children watched Netflix on it before that.