What would you say in your own obituary?

Several years ago, as part of a training session, we were asked to write our own obituary, which would be read in the next session by another trainee. What would you write?

Just by way of background: We recently lost a well-loved jelly, I recently lost a sister and a dear friend, and three of my favorite recording artists, (David Bowie, Glenn Frye, Natalie Cole) have passed. There have been a lot of other Q’s about mortality.