Do you have a favorite quote from a Jelly?

The level of wisdom, insight and sense of humor are some of the reasons if not “the” reason I still hang out here. Since I came back I have collected some of the quotes I treasure and been listing them in my profile and decided why not start a thread with them that can be a record of some of the Jelly pearls of wisdom. Here we go….

“I am a vegan, a non-drinker and an old lady and I feel welcome, even though this puts me into three different minorities.”
~gailcalled

“Hey, I’m insanely wealthy and yet I get lots of lurve here! Also, I think that non-drinkers have every right to eat their liquids!”
~Incoherency_

“Don’t make me ban you! Damnit!!”
~Dog

”I’m confused.”
~Judi

“and people think I’m nuts when I say…“That person is not a newb”
~SpatzieLover

“Why is George Bush suddenly showing up in avatars? Lol.”
~mazingerz88

“At no time in the past three years have I seen an improvement in Fluther follow from complaints about groupthink, accusations of conspiracies, or attempts to define who’s “Us” and who’s “Them” among members.”
~Jeruba

“Well..if you don’t like geese, happy brownies and good humor, you can’t play in my sandbox!”
~Coloma

“Please don’t make me pretend to be a creationist in the general section to prove my point.”
~poisonedantidote

“If I stuff my ass and stomach with confetti and jump off a tall building, when I hit the ground people will think they won a prize.”
~poisonedantidote

Bring it on Jellies!