Who cares to play TJBM game, The Jelly Below Me, #69?

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me drinks coffee all darned day.”

The response might be:
“False! Coffee makes me fart.”
or,
“True! My coffee bill is higher than my phone bill.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has blond hair.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!