How would you review and rate a Holy Bible?

Not to disrespect theists here but whether we like it or not a Holy Bible (talking about Christian’s bible) is a book and every book deserves a review just like any other published books. Suppose you’re the one asked to review and rate a Holy Bible just like how a typical publisher/editor do it, how would you do it?

Note: For uniformity purpose please follow these format:
– ratings (1 to 5 stars, where 5 is the best)
– brief reviews (could be about anything in the bible, be it characters, character’s development, plot, etc)
– quote (your personal opinion regarding the whole book. Use double quotation mark)
– recommendation (who will you most likely recommend the Holy Bible to, could be any demographic group).

I will give one example:

3 stars
For a story that has been around for some time the bible possess such intricate story which has been carefully crafted along with unique characters that keep intriguing readers’ interests, such things can be shown with authors’ intelligent use of… etc, etc.
“A fascinating collection of stories! One must not have a bookcase without one of these”
Recommended for : Children and young adults.

Any unbiased and fair reviews will be highly appreciated. Thanks in advance.