Care to play the "What's the moral to that story?" game?

The rules to the game are simple.

Someone posts a scenario – a story real (linked or not) or imagined – and the next person makes up a moral that could be taken from the given story, then gives a new story.

I’ll start the game with a story.
The first user should make a moral for my story, then give a brief story for the next user to respond to.