Anybody have any amusing jury duty stories?

I go in tomorrow, and every single jury I’ve sat on has been mind-numbingly boring. Always civil cases, and always the drone-iest, pettiest, (although I respectfully understand that it’s important to the parties involved) and I am constantly amazed at the bumbling incompetence of some of the attorneys.
Please! Give me some hope for not-sleep-inducing justice!
(No icky or heinous criminal stories, please!)
Thanks.