What are some of the worst, or just plain stupid, things have any of your exes said about you?

When we were going through the breakup of our marriage I came across a list of my sins that he’d written down. Not sure what he planned to do with it except prove me unfit as a mother. Here is what I remember from that list:

“She has a gallon of whiskey that she carries around with her.” I asked him about that gallon of whiskey. He indicated a person holding a jug of whisky over their shoulder, finger in the finger hold, like a moonshiner! Okaaay. Except I didn’t drink that much, and the most I ever had on the rare occasions I did have liquor at the house was a pint of rum.

The house always smells like feces and urine. I had a daycare. An exceptionally clean daycare.

She sleeps in late every Saturday and the kids have to take care of themselves. . 9 a.m. ain’t no 5:30, which is when I got up during the weeks but, you know. I should be arrested for child neglect. The kids were 6, 8, and 12 at the time. Old enough to get their own cereal and turn on the TV!

And my #1 favorite was She’s always gone playing volley ball! She plays 3 times a week and leaves the kids alone. Sung to the tune of “always at the bar.” I left them with him. One of the games I played during the week was at a park. I always took the kids with me to that one.

Kind of wish we had gone to court so I could see the judge’s reaction to his accusations!