What are alternate careers that you can get into that doesn't require university math and a driver's license?

It is me looking for short cuts again. Insanely expecting different answers this time. Feel free to lie to me to make me feel better. Unless you have the perfect career for me? Humor welcome. I like writing essays and might one day write books that never sell on amazon one day. I might have to accept that I will never work again. Maybe no career is the solution?