What do I tell people when they ask how I injured my foot?

Sure, I could tell them the truth; I like some of the reactions I get when I tell people I was in a motorcycle accident. But I get bored easily and like to create my own fun. I need ideas on odd ways one might injure their foot.

So far, I’ve come up with, “I got stepped on by a Budweiser Clydesdale,” “My ex-wife ran over it with a car,” and, “I was doing Karate in the garage…” (a la Stepbrothers). I need some new ideas. I never realized how many people are curious when they see a stranger on crutches, and how redundant it can feel telling the story over and over again.