Have you ever been embarrassed by your relatives in public?

And how did you react?

A few years ago I went on a cruise with all my relatives from my dad’s side of the family, and on the first day the waiters put up a really cool display of fruits and vegetables designed to look like a beach side party. Within minutes of lunch, my great uncle took one of the papayas and my great aunt took a large chunk of watermelon, ruining the display, which probably took a few hours to set up. I was horrified. My uncle replied, “Hey, I payed for the cruise.”