What are your favorite come back lines?

Mine are:

1) Boss told me that he expects employees to work 110%.
My come back what as long as he pays me 110%.
He stopped saying that.

2) Same boss said that any shorts in the till will come off of our wages.
My come back was then I will keep the change if we are over.
Boss stopped saying that and got rid of the stupid rule.

3)My soccer coach said that their is no “I” in team.
My come back was no but their is two “I’s” in winning.
My coach quit.
My team got a silver medal that year.