Did you ever do anything, or has anything ever happened to you, that you are GLAD that no one likely remembers?

You know, embarrassing stuff that happened long ago, and no one probably remembers now, due to the passage of time.

Ever get someone’s name wrong—someone important or familiar to you? Ever talk to a stranger, thinking she was someone else?

Ever been ‘caught’ talking or singing to yourself, dancing around, maybe, and someone was watching?

Ever make a REALLY embarrassing typo in a letter or email, or something you distributed?

Ever accidentally pass gas loudly in church or chapel during some “moment of silence” or pause during the sermon?

In fifth grade, did you ever accidentally call your teacher “mamma”? Everyone laughed..

Did you ever introduce someone to someone else, and the person you were introducing was NOT who you thought you were introducing?

Did your pants fall down in the grocery store because you were not wearing underwear one day?

Did you ever kiss the butts of people on your fourth-grade track team for quarters? Hey, they were wearing pants, and its easy money. Who cares what people think and talk about… its clean, its easy money.

Anything you did or anything that happened long ago that you are SO THANKFUL no one remembers.

Do you care to share it with us? It’s difficult I know. I dare you to answer this.

(But first, consider strongly, if you really want to).