Can you write a mock scientific piece?

It can be a theory, a whole thesis, a Nature ‘article’, or what have you.

My kid brother and I used to make up scientific nonsense, when we were teenagers.
Just threw together some sciency words, some half truths, and some whole made-up mumbo-jumbos, et voila.

Can you?

”The capillary pressure, increased by the Magdeburger Bowls effect (similar to what happens in the core of dwarf planets) can be calculated by using the significant numbers from Dr Zvertacj’s formula to make ionized yoghurt.”

It can’t be too ridiculous.
Go!