What are some good titles that are free for picking?

With-out effort?
In Alberta any one can be called a councilor , but is being regulated.
My psychology professor said that Alineist is still open to replace Psychologist.

What are some more titles that are free for grabs. Be funny and creative.

I will start. The wrestling one is from Bret Hart. “The best their was,
the best their is, and the best their ever will be”.