Seen any funny signs lately?

Here are some real ones that I have seen in my lifetime.

On the door of a restaurant:

“SORRY! WE’RE OPEN!”

On the front door of a hard-of-hearing person:

“KNOCK LOUDLY!”
(You are making 5 copies!)

On a residence:

“SALESMEN & PROSELYTIZERS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY”

In a Veterinarian’s Office:

“SIT! STAY!”
(The Doctor will be with you, shortly.)

“UNRULY CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN A FREE KITTEN”

Outside the entrance to Hugh Hefner’s Chicago apartment:

“IF YOU DON’T SWING, DON’T RING!”

On a Freeway Overpass:

“IGNORE THIS SIGN”

So, what signs have you seen lately, that made you smile or laugh out loud?

September 2, 2008, 6:09 AM EDT