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I’ve wondered, what would happen if I just stood on a median or roadside with a big sign, that said nothing but the four-letter “F-Bomb.” You know, the one that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.

Nothing but that one word,

Just stood there—waving at the passing traffic and delightfully smiling, waving, like a religious person spreading the Good News, attempting to wave at every passing car.

Isn’t this free speech anyway?

Well, what would happen? Sometimes, I feel like doing this. But don’t worry. I never will.