Would you care to guess who wrote the following?

Dear bottle of red wine.
You have experienced much. Deep inside the bottle sits a man.
You are a good listener. You have no words, no opinion, no thoughts.
With you, I can talk about anything. I tell you, what I think. What moves me. What occupies my thoughts. What depresses me. What gnaws at me.
You do not make it difficult. You just ease my burden.
You are my friend.