Do you want to take the Colbert Questionnaire?

Stephen Colbert asks these questions to famous people on his show, so they will become, not just famous, but known.

1: What is the best sandwich?
2: What do you own that you should throw out?
3: What is the scariest animal?
4: Apples or oranges?
5: Have you asked someone for their autograph?
6: What happens when we die?
7: Window or aisle?
8: What is your favorite smell?
9: What is your least favorite smell?
10: What is the most used app on your phone?
11: Cats or dogs?
12: What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life?
13: What number am I thinking of?
14: Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.