If we imagine Fluther as a family, what would you consider your "role" or relationship in it to be?

This is just for fun. I was thinking this morning that I’m a bit like a Fluther aunt, watching out for issues and getting cranky with people who are out of line. (Or maybe I’m a border collie?)

Anyway, I just thought this would be a fun Q to throw out after the recent few days. (And I’m bored from Covid isolation.)

Where do you fit on the family tree? Black sheep? Favorite nephew? Persnickety Grandpa?