Have you ever groveled for a job or anything?

In my early 20’s I needed a job and I walked into a KFC and I unconsciously went down to one knee, and begged for a job in front of all the customers and staff.

It worked and I got a job that day as a cashier around minimum wage. I kept the job for 3 months until I was hospitalized for 2 weeks and placed on disability, and got a U.B.I. (universal basic income) to pay for my expensive medications.