[NSFW] Should society encourage people to gift anal sex toys to men?

I was inspired by a recent news story of an 88 year old french man sent to the ER with a WW1 shell stuck up his bum, and the general prevalence of these stories of men with zweckentfremdet objects lodged in rectums.
Since men clearly have these suppressed primal urges, and are eventually going to act on them, would it not be prudent to just gift them a buttplug or anal dildo once in a while, so they have a safe object to use, instead of a 100 year old grenade?