Can you convince me to dump my landline? (See details)

My landline has been giving me fits, it’s tied up with my internet and TV provider. It went out just as I was starting to deal with attorneys and trustees because of my mother’s recent demise, which increases the stress of this inconvenience exponentially. Dancing around AI bots and techs is draining any reserves of patience I may have had.

I am ready to run screaming into the woods where I will establish a system that will likely include pigeons, telepathy, and the Twilight Bark.

Tell an old, set-in-her-ways, geezer woman how happy you are with just a cell, please!