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What is the funniest, best, or most creative/original outgoing message you have ever heard on a telephone answering machine?

Asked by JackAdams (6574points) September 22nd, 2008

My examples:

A female friend, who didn’t really want folks to leave messages at certain times, would play the chorus from this song as her outgoing message.

The Most Inventive/Creative message I have ever heard was, “Each month, $1,000 is paid to the one who leaves the best message on this machine. Last month, the winner was…”

I think the Funniest Message was created by a husband & wife who said: (Husband)“We aren’t available right now, because we’re making love. We’ll call you back, when we are done.” (Wife) ”...in SIXTY SECONDS.”

A buddy created this one for his machine: ”...and at the ‘beep’ tone, please leave your name, your home address, the hours you will NOT be at home, and a complete description of your stereo equipment.”

Have YOU heard one (or created one yourself) that you’d like to share with the group?

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