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What famous sayings in real life or movies can you improve upon?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24499points) August 2nd, 2023

Like for example:

Han Solo, from Star Wars, trying to trick the security guard over the intercom system that everything is perfect.

I thought this might be better.

A crazy old man with a lightsaber just set off a thermal detanator, and killed everyone except me.

He took my identification badge and I don’t remember my identification number as this is my first day.

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