What was the most embarrassing thing?

ok so i wanna know what was the most or one of the most embarrassing things that has happend to you? ill tell you mine first. well one day my husband and i went to the mall cause we were going to do some shopping and watch a movie. so we were in the mall for like 3 hours when we decided to go watch a movie. so we go i tell my husband that i have to go to the bathroom before the movie. cause i hate to leave during. anyways so i go to the bathroom and when im done i go to walk out and i look in the mirror there it is a HUGE blood stain on my pants. my husbands waiting for me outside the restroom so i pull my shirt down as much as i can and tell him we have to leave, but he somehow convienced me to stay and watch the movie, so after the movie the nice guy he is, wraps his arm around me and is holding a shopping bag in the middle of his arm so it covers me and we walk out, and go home. to think though how long was i walking around with that stain. i was so embarrassed. so thats why i want to know those stories about you. whats the most embarrassing thing thats happend to you that you laugh about now?