New Macbook Pro's, crazy super stiff?

I just purchased the new Macbook Pro. I’m incredibly disappointed by how insanely stiff the key’s and trackpad button are.

Its the most uncomfortable thing ever. Not to mention loud, especially the trackpad button CLICK-CLACK. I have no idea how I’m going to use this at a coffee shop without getting dirty looks.

Are you guys experiencing the same things? Does it loosen up?