So, do you wanna play dream interpretation on my dream?

So, at first read, this will seem like a typical male fantasy dream. Anyone bothered by such things should stop here.

I’m at a party. As with most dreams, it’s a dreamy party, and there are all these half hidden people, and lots of comfortable chairs, like an old-fashioned college lounge. The first woman who appears is, in real life, the mother of a child who was one of my son’s best friends in preschool. She was being very interested in me, which surprised me because she’s married. I wondered if her relationship was in trouble.

I am not attracted to her in waking life, but somehow, in the dream, we ended up on some kind of chaise lounge, and, surrounded by other partiers (I am not an exhibitionist in real life) she stripped, and I thought she was very attractive, not to mention sexy.

We were about to make love, when another woman pops her head up from some conversation, sees me, and says, “Dalooooooon!” I look up and it’s a woman I’ve never met in real life, but have written to a lot online. Online, she has been very understanding an supportive of me. She’s quite intelligent (married, of course), and she is very popular online. She has made some choices that I didn’t like, but I imagine her to be very beautiful, and she has said that is the case. She’s also my age.

She was very excited to see me, and I got up (damn, unrequited love, yet again in a dream), and takes me to another room, where she proceeds to get naked (and she is hot!), and we’re together wrapped around each other, when woman number one comes in. She’s a little miffed to see me with woman number two, but I offer to let them both be with me. For a second they are, and then woman number two has disappeared.

Woman number one and I are about to make love, when I notice there are too many lights on. My dream ends in a way a lot of my dreams end. I am wandering around the room, turning off light after light, which is not easy, because some have switches on them in crazy places, and others have wall switches in crazy places. There are always more and more lights (kind of sisyphisian), and, at the end, I’m trying locate the switch for one of those awful florescent kitchen lights…

As usual, in such dreams, I never get to complete the act. Usually I forget dreams, but this one is really stuck in my mind. I wonder why it was these two particular women (usually they are women I don’t know).

So, have at it. Do your worst!