I want a new phone, but my contract with AT&T isnt over, What must i do to get the new phone? Do i report it stolen or Broken? HELP?

I want a new AT&T phone but my contract with them doesnt end untill May of 2010. If i say i lost it can i buy the new phone. Or if i say it broke can i get the phone??? I will break my phone just to get a NEW One. (the PINK BLACK JACK)? or I could fake lose my phone. LOL. i just want that phone! And i dont want to extend my contract for another 2 years. I LIKE the company but i hate the phone. I dont have NO insurance or warranty and if i did its over! HELP ME PLEASE!!